Fuck Hurt Locker, I wanted Jeremy Renner ever since I saw him portray serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, in the film, “Dahmer.” I would let him fuck me, carve me up like so many Thanksgiving turkeys, and devour me any old day.
I thought I saw him once when I was drunk in West Hollywood and I was like, “You, you’re Jeffrey Dahmer–no, no, no I mean you played Jeffery Dahmer.” And he denied it. And I was like you’re not a big enough star to deny that you are who I know you are. Rude.
Is it possible? Judge for yourself.
Why didn’t any of you assholes tell me how precious the Mermaid Girl was while she was still alive?
If you think you’ve been dealt a bad hand in life you will shut the fuck up and feel guilty upon meeting Shiloh Pepin. In addition to being born with her legs fused together (a la a mermaid), she ain’t got a hole from which to shit or piss. So for her ten years on this earth she relied on ostomy bags attached to her several times a day to hold her waste.
If I was Shiloh, I woulda been like FUCK ALL YALL HOES, I CAN’T SHIT, PISS, OR CUM– GIVE ME SOME HEROIN.” But Shiloh, sweet Shiloh, was downright ebullient. She had a booming voice that any knowing Hollywood agent would overhear in a noisy restaurant and say: “You oughta do voiceovers, kid.”
My favorite Shiloh moment was when she was on the way to summer camp for the first time (and the first night of her life away from her parents) busy slathering her lips with cherry lip gloss so she’d look her best. “Holy gosh,” she exclaimed upon arrival: “nicest. camp. ever.”
And for the ultimate in precociousness, while the camp nurses were struggling to attach new ostomy bags on the 9 year-old, instead of screaming, crying, and panicking, Shiloh asked for the directions so she could help by reading them aloud.
Makes me emotional.
"I'm American-Albanian, The tattoo is the Albanian 2 headed Eagle sybolizes strength!!"
Season 3 of the Bad Girls Club paraded its new stash of vile, self-hating whore-wenches.
Like an apparition, a healthy bodied, unhealthfully eye-browed, hard butch appeared. Her name is Florina but you can call her Flo. Imagine Rizzo from Grease mixed with Latoofah from Set It Off. Flo “likes girls and guys.”
But only guys with vaginas. She stands to get a lot of drunk poo-say this season. Go get ‘em girl. Turn those bitches out.
From Flo’s website:
