Beyond Scared Straight on A&E features teens who are “headed in the wrong direction” and are taken through a day in prison. So, Angela, age 14, is in front of a group of prisoners who are goading her and one says, “I f&*cked your Mama,” and she goes, “Oh really? You f&*cked my mama? How hard and when cuz she’s in New York?” And I was like yessssss grrrl.
Category: ‘Help, I can’t stop’
Unabashedly Scared Str8: How Hard and When?
September 2nd, 2011Unabashedly Blazin’: Nicki M. spread on Crackerz
February 25th, 2011I resisted the Minaj due to my loyalty to Kimberly Jones AKA Lil’ Kim AKA Miss White AKA Queen Bitch but Kim has made it difficult for me lately: the extensive plastic surgery (hates herself), the not-so-good tracks she’s putting out, the Dancing with the Stars…
Minaj’s style is wack and she’s definitely stepping on Kim’s Louboutins, however, I cannot resist Blazin’ featuring tool, Kanye West, and sampling that Breakfast Club song. “hey hey hey hey ooo ooo ooo,” you know the one.
So I was doing the YouTube search seeing what kind of remixes or live version were floatin’ around and I came across three young crackers covering Ms. Minaj. The first chick won’t sing the curse words and the next two are cute underage twinks. Enjoy! [PS...favorite line of song: "Soccer moms need to organize a pep rall/Your game over bitch/Gatorade, wet towel"]
Unabashed Real Estate Hooker: Terrilyn Tarlton
January 17th, 2011
If you find yourself in the market for a new place in Galveston, Texas, I’d go with Miss Terrilyn Tarlton based purely on her fancy alliterated name and multiple billboards featuring the above image. An extra piece of billboard had to be added just to accommodate the girth of her hair. Look at the cocksure expression on her Aryan face. When I transition to a woman I want to be her.
Unabashedly I-o-whattttt?
August 13th, 2010Excuse the absence but I have just endured a relocation from Los Angeles to Iowa City, Iowa which is one of those places where even though it’s called Iowa City, you still have to specify that it’s in the state of Iowa and not like one of those mind-fuck Kansas City, Missouri type cities.
There’s so much I want to say about life here but just accept this image for now:
Bitch is giving up an open-toe, high-heel sandal + panty hose under cuffed short jeans combo complete with ankle bracelet.
Fuck Los Angeles.
Unabashedly Served: The Legends Ball
July 6th, 2010I only participate in gay pride festivities in cities where gay visibility is needed. I look forward to the future fag functions in my new home of Iowa City, Iowa, where hate groups à la Westboro Baptist Church still line the parade route using their inbred children as pawns. LA, New York, San Francisco: count me out; I’m not interested in the fracas.
But then there are the subsets of the major cities’ festivals. Black gay pride festivals take place in Chicago, Atlanta, Philadelphia, and this past weekend, Los Angeles Black Pride. Among day trips to the beach in Malibu and dance parties downtown, one of the pinnacle events was The Legends Ball hosted by Mother Devine Chanel and Arnold Allure of House of Chanel and House of Allure, respectively. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, wiki it or rent Paris Is Burning, but be gone until you do so. [Pics after the jump.]
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVCowzwPWY
Unabashed Confessions: People I Shouldn’t (But Would) Fuck
April 23rd, 2010The Menendez Brothers: both of them.
Unabashed Crusader: Paul Mooney
April 23rd, 2010
I’m on another Paul Mooney kick again. I love this man. He is one of my comedic heroes. Take four minutes and get familiar.
Unabashedly In Memoriam: Joo-lee-ah Shug-uh-baykuh
April 13th, 2010
DEAD
All hopes of a Designing Women reunion dashed.
Fill in your own Julia Sugarbaker Rant Madlib then read it aloud in an old money southern accent. It feels good.
