Category: ‘Just Cause We’re Both Famous Doesn’t Mean We’re Friends’

Unabashedly Blazin’: Nicki M. spread on Crackerz

February 25th, 2011

I resisted the Minaj due to my loyalty to Kimberly Jones AKA Lil’ Kim AKA Miss White AKA Queen Bitch but Kim has made it difficult for me lately: the extensive plastic surgery (hates herself), the not-so-good tracks she’s putting out, the Dancing with the Stars…

Minaj’s style is wack and she’s definitely stepping on Kim’s Louboutins, however, I cannot resist Blazin’ featuring tool, Kanye West, and sampling that Breakfast Club song. “hey hey hey hey ooo ooo ooo,” you know the one.

So I was doing the YouTube search seeing what kind of remixes or live version were floatin’ around and I came across three young crackers covering Ms. Minaj.  The first chick won’t sing the curse words and the next two are cute underage twinks.  Enjoy!  [PS...favorite line of song: "Soccer moms need to organize a pep rall/Your game over bitch/Gatorade, wet towel"]

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Unabashed FOB: Friend of Barbie

January 8th, 2011

Well of course she couldn’t be of Barbie’s precious ilk; just take a gander at that mid-section!  She’s Barbie’s friend—-mayhaps a longtime roommate…

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Unabashedly Endorsed: Cynthia McFadden Loves My Cynthia McFadden

October 2nd, 2009

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Unabashed Sing-Along: Mike Tyson, Meryl, & Jon Lovitz

September 1st, 2009

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol6vr5_CY1o

So much better than “We Are the World,” because “Voices that Care” had the balls to use A-Z list actors who can’t sing.  It was produced as a morale-booster for troops in Desert Storm and the proceeds were given to the Red Cross or something. 

Skip to 3:20′ish to see the randoms come out: Ted Danson, Chevy Chase, Mike Tyson (as mentioned), fuckin’ Kurt Russell. My favorite is the close-up of Sally Field, Alyssa Milano, and Fred Savage (singing his little heart out) at 3:45.

The only person missing is Marlee Matlin (and her gay sign language interpreter).

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Unabashed NO on Cho: PJ Harvey Has Boundaries

June 1st, 2009

OK! Magazine’s “Last Word” with Margaret Cho:

LAST TIME I WAS STARSTRUCK
I went to go see PJ Harvey, and I really wanted to go backstage and meet her, and she said no [laughs]. I was devastated.

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Unabashed Lesbian Office Space

May 13th, 2009

Brian was sick of hearing about a co-worker’s tuna-scented fingers and the BEST FACEBOOK STATUS exchange EVER ensued…Click HERE.

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