How many of these Luna Bars do I have to eat before I fully transition to a woman?
Unabashed Spring in Your Step: Ugly Shoes
March 30th, 2011
Sighted at the Iowa City Honda dealership. I heard the woman speak–she’s some kinda European–of course.
Unabashed Cinematic Fantasy: the Oxford Shirt
March 6th, 2011Cinematic moments: I wake to find my lover is no longer next to me so I grab the first article of clothing on the floor which happens to be his Oxford shirt. It fits me like a short dress (he’s very tall) and with the top five buttons undone, I walk out to our deck to find him crouched down in pajama bottoms smoking a doobie, wrestling with his inner demons. I comfort him and then we have sex even though he is distracted.
Unabashedly Blazin’: Nicki M. spread on Crackerz
February 25th, 2011I resisted the Minaj due to my loyalty to Kimberly Jones AKA Lil’ Kim AKA Miss White AKA Queen Bitch but Kim has made it difficult for me lately: the extensive plastic surgery (hates herself), the not-so-good tracks she’s putting out, the Dancing with the Stars…
Minaj’s style is wack and she’s definitely stepping on Kim’s Louboutins, however, I cannot resist Blazin’ featuring tool, Kanye West, and sampling that Breakfast Club song. “hey hey hey hey ooo ooo ooo,” you know the one.
So I was doing the YouTube search seeing what kind of remixes or live version were floatin’ around and I came across three young crackers covering Ms. Minaj. The first chick won’t sing the curse words and the next two are cute underage twinks. Enjoy! [PS...favorite line of song: "Soccer moms need to organize a pep rall/Your game over bitch/Gatorade, wet towel"]
Unabashed Drag Name: One Fluent Queen
February 1st, 2011
Unabashed Real Estate Hooker: Terrilyn Tarlton
January 17th, 2011
If you find yourself in the market for a new place in Galveston, Texas, I’d go with Miss Terrilyn Tarlton based purely on her fancy alliterated name and multiple billboards featuring the above image. An extra piece of billboard had to be added just to accommodate the girth of her hair. Look at the cocksure expression on her Aryan face. When I transition to a woman I want to be her.
Unabashed FOB: Friend of Barbie
January 8th, 2011Well of course she couldn’t be of Barbie’s precious ilk; just take a gander at that mid-section! She’s Barbie’s friend—-mayhaps a longtime roommate… 
Unabashed Queer Homage: World AIDS Day
December 1st, 2010Much love and gratitude to my resilient gay and queer comrades who paved the way.
Unabashed Mary Xmas: What Mama Wants #1
November 30th, 2010
The fine folks at Luxury Diva™ have made turbans über-accessible and affordable ($17.99) on Amazon.com. I know what you’re thinking but, no, I don’t want to wear them (unless I’m reenacting scenes from Postcards From the Edge). 
I want the turban and the mannequin head. And I want a bunch of them in all different patterns (the turbans) and ethnicities (the heads) until my house looks like the evil queen’s in Return to Oz. 
