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Unabashedly Fashionly: Yours Truly

February 17th, 2010

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Can’t a bitch get her low-fat cappuccino without flashbulbs popping?

Unabashed Before & After: Abs

December 18th, 2009

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I prefer BEFORE.

Unabashed Serial Love: My Only Celeb Crush

December 15th, 2009

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Fuck Hurt Locker, I wanted Jeremy Renner ever since I saw him portray serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, in the film, “Dahmer.”  I would let him fuck me, carve me up like so many Thanksgiving turkeys, and devour me any old day.

I thought I saw him once when I was drunk in West Hollywood and I was like, “You, you’re Jeffrey Dahmer–no, no, no I mean you played Jeffery Dahmer.”  And he denied it.  And I was like you’re not a big enough star to deny that you are who I know you are.  Rude.dahmer

Unabashed Craigslist Ad of the Week: GWM ISO Quadriplegic

October 8th, 2009

picture-201This Craigslister doesn’t care if you are paraplegic or quadriplegic–just as long as you’re plegic.

I want to date a blind guy but I don’t think they use Craigslist.