…and he has more Twitter followers than I do which makes me feel AWESOME.
Category: ‘Gay Men Will Fuck Anything’
Unabashed Twitter Follower: @dikbreth
December 27th, 2011
Unabashed Blushing Bride-to-Be: Mrs. Michael Kors
August 20th, 2011
I wonder which one is the bossy bottom.
Unabashed Twitter Follower: @Metrocckskr
November 24th, 2010
Bio: I am a gay male cocksucking blogger, providing inspiration and support for others who enjoy male-to-male oral sex too.
Unabashed Pity Plea M4M
November 12th, 2010I’m back and I apologize for being lame and leaving this site to fester. I’m no better than my deadbeat biological father, Robert Lane Siegel of Atlanta, Georgia.
I’m in school for nonfiction writing (yeah, I don’t know what it is, either) so I left Los Angeles for a place with one gay bar and a Craigslist Men Seeking Men section that averages two new postings per day. One of the two posters fluctuates between ages 57 and 59 and is desperately seeking his long lost “twink son.” I keep telling him I’M HERE, I’M HERE, but the fucker won’t write me back.
I need new pics.
I will be updating this shit from now on.
Unabashed Casting Recall: James Franco as Allen Ginsberg
June 13th, 2010Thumbing through my LA Gay and Lezzie Film festival guide, I was forlorn to see a too-attractive wasp sitting at a typewriter wearing a white tee and Buddy Holly glasses with the word “HOWL” next to it and, moreover, the name “James Franco” under that. I say Goddamn! Put a hot guy in anything and gays will eat it up. Shit. Ginsberg wasn’t a hot Aryan, he was a handsome Jew. James Franco is a mere showpiece, a tart. Where’s Jeff Goldblum when you need him?
It's fun to be a gay beat poet!
Unabashed Confessions: People I Shouldn’t (But Would) Fuck
April 23rd, 2010The Menendez Brothers: both of them.
Unabashed Serial Love: My Only Celeb Crush
December 15th, 2009
Fuck Hurt Locker, I wanted Jeremy Renner ever since I saw him portray serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, in the film, “Dahmer.” I would let him fuck me, carve me up like so many Thanksgiving turkeys, and devour me any old day.
I thought I saw him once when I was drunk in West Hollywood and I was like, “You, you’re Jeffrey Dahmer–no, no, no I mean you played Jeffery Dahmer.” And he denied it. And I was like you’re not a big enough star to deny that you are who I know you are. Rude.
Unabashed Craigslist Ad of the Week: GWM ISO Quadriplegic
October 8th, 2009
This Craigslister doesn’t care if you are paraplegic or quadriplegic–just as long as you’re plegic.
I want to date a blind guy but I don’t think they use Craigslist.
Unabashed Sex Club Reality: Parts 1 & 2
September 7th, 2009My fearless standby, Queerty, has published parts 1 & 2 of my gay sex club piece:
And They’re Always Glad You Came* & The Cock is Dicking
*Part 1 was originally published last April by another gay publication but was subsequently (and without warning or explanation) removed along with my now-infamous HIV/porn piece.
