…and he has more Twitter followers than I do which makes me feel AWESOME.
Category: ‘Filth’
Unabashed Twitter Follower: @dikbreth
December 27th, 2011
Unabashedly Scared Str8: How Hard and When?
September 2nd, 2011
Beyond Scared Straight on A&E features teens who are “headed in the wrong direction” and are taken through a day in prison. So, Angela, age 14, is in front of a group of prisoners who are goading her and one says, “I f&*cked your Mama,” and she goes, “Oh really? You f&*cked my mama? How hard and when cuz she’s in New York?” And I was like yessssss grrrl.
Unabashedly Served: The Legends Ball
July 6th, 2010I only participate in gay pride festivities in cities where gay visibility is needed. I look forward to the future fag functions in my new home of Iowa City, Iowa, where hate groups à la Westboro Baptist Church still line the parade route using their inbred children as pawns. LA, New York, San Francisco: count me out; I’m not interested in the fracas.
But then there are the subsets of the major cities’ festivals. Black gay pride festivals take place in Chicago, Atlanta, Philadelphia, and this past weekend, Los Angeles Black Pride. Among day trips to the beach in Malibu and dance parties downtown, one of the pinnacle events was The Legends Ball hosted by Mother Devine Chanel and Arnold Allure of House of Chanel and House of Allure, respectively. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, wiki it or rent Paris Is Burning, but be gone until you do so. [Pics after the jump.]
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVCowzwPWY
Unabashed Defecation: Do the Doo
March 30th, 2010
Okay, I used to dream of creating my own satire of the NOH8 campaign called NOSTR8 and maybe one day I’ll realize that dream. Until then, there is DEFEC8…and my Queerty article about it.
Unabashedly Listless: The 98 Types of Bitches
March 11th, 2010
So, thank you to And I Am Not Lying Blog for this little treasure straight off the mean hallways of an elementary school in Washington, DC.
According to the scribe, there are 98 different types of bitches. I identify with: #28. big eyed bitches , #33. dick riding bitches, and #59. nappy tender headed bitches.
What type of bitch might you be? (more…)
Unabashedly Cute: Protected Heterosexual Sex
March 3rd, 2010This french PSA actually makes heterosexual sex look cute!!
Unabashed Casting Call: Grease XXX
March 2nd, 2010Porn director Axel Braun (take a rock star’s first name and pair it with a paper towel company) announced yesterday that he is holding auditions for “Grease XXX,” a “big-budget (porn) parody” of the 1978 film, “Grease.”
Per the Xbiz website: The movie will feature five different dance numbers requiring talent to do their own singing and dancing.
Per director, Braun: “Many performers are incredibly talented individuals who have simply chosen to make their living in the adult industry for personal reasons. ‘Grease XXX’ will give all of them a real opportunity to shine!”
A real opporuntity to shine. In Grease. I bet that wasn’t on purpose, either.
I’m gonna take a shot — a greasy, shiny shot — at possible song/dance numbers to be included:
Hopelessly Devoted to Goo
Born to Hand Job
Summer Dykes
You’re the One that I Want (to fuck)
Look at Me, I’m Tommy Lee
There Aren’t Worse Things I Could Do
We Cum Together
Unabashedly Lovely: The Evolution of My Courtney Love
November 10th, 2009
2009
In 2007, I was working a miserable job at MTV with a batshit crazy boss who tried to force herself onto me as my fag hag. It was very violating. I prayed a big rig would hit me every day during my two hour commute to Santa Monica. When Halloween came around and I was ordered to plan a Halloween party for the staff, I decided I needed a costume that would allow me to be ill-behaved all day long. So I settled on Courtney Love circa ’95.
Imagine me arriving at work, kicking trash cans, panties around my ankles, yelling at people—and not getting fired for it. It was perfect.
Since that year’s Courtney was kind of haphazzardly created, I wanted to try it again in 2008. This year’s Courtney v.3 was the best–and the last. I’m throwing in my tiara. Keep reading to see the evolution… (more…)
