Cinematic moments: I wake to find my lover is no longer next to me so I grab the first article of clothing on the floor which happens to be his Oxford shirt. It fits me like a short dress (he’s very tall) and with the top five buttons undone, I walk out to our deck to find him crouched down in pajama bottoms smoking a doobie, wrestling with his inner demons. I comfort him and then we have sex even though he is distracted.
Category: ‘Heteronormativity’
Unabashed Cinematic Fantasy: the Oxford Shirt
March 6th, 2011Unabashed FOB: Friend of Barbie
January 8th, 2011Well of course she couldn’t be of Barbie’s precious ilk; just take a gander at that mid-section! She’s Barbie’s friend—-mayhaps a longtime roommate… 
Unabashed Show-Offs: Blue Cross Knows What’s Up
July 8th, 2010With the current climate of disdain for insurance companies, especially Blue Cross, I want to take a moment out and acknowledge the company with the balls to raise premiums 40% at one time.
Blue Cross Blue Shield telephone hold message:
Hey guys, a weekend at the lake sounds fun, but be aware of the dangers involved. Males are three times as likely to die from drowning and fireworks than females.
This summer don’t be a show-off, and leave the heavy duty fireworks to the professionals.
Word.
Unabashed Casting Recall: James Franco as Allen Ginsberg
June 13th, 2010Thumbing through my LA Gay and Lezzie Film festival guide, I was forlorn to see a too-attractive wasp sitting at a typewriter wearing a white tee and Buddy Holly glasses with the word “HOWL” next to it and, moreover, the name “James Franco” under that. I say Goddamn! Put a hot guy in anything and gays will eat it up. Shit. Ginsberg wasn’t a hot Aryan, he was a handsome Jew. James Franco is a mere showpiece, a tart. Where’s Jeff Goldblum when you need him?
It's fun to be a gay beat poet!
Unabashed Before & After: Abs
December 18th, 2009
I prefer BEFORE.
