Category: ‘Fierce (and not in a Tyra kind of way)’
Unabashedly Rough, Rugged, & Raw: A Lil’ Kim Throwback
September 10th, 2011Unabashedly Scared Str8: How Hard and When?
September 2nd, 2011
Beyond Scared Straight on A&E features teens who are “headed in the wrong direction” and are taken through a day in prison. So, Angela, age 14, is in front of a group of prisoners who are goading her and one says, “I f&*cked your Mama,” and she goes, “Oh really? You f&*cked my mama? How hard and when cuz she’s in New York?” And I was like yessssss grrrl.
Unabashedly Lovely Once Again
May 16th, 2011
I didn’t think I could outdo myself…alas…
Unabashedly Wayne: One Unabashed Queer to Another
May 6th, 2011Check out my recent interview with unabashed queer literary icon, Wayne Koestenbaum. While you’re at it, read his book, The Queen’s Throat: Opera, Homosexuality, and the Mystery of Desire.
Unabashed Feast o’ Fun
April 21st, 2011Listen to my recent guest spot on Feast of Fun.
Unabashedly Blazin’: Nicki M. spread on Crackerz
February 25th, 2011I resisted the Minaj due to my loyalty to Kimberly Jones AKA Lil’ Kim AKA Miss White AKA Queen Bitch but Kim has made it difficult for me lately: the extensive plastic surgery (hates herself), the not-so-good tracks she’s putting out, the Dancing with the Stars…
Minaj’s style is wack and she’s definitely stepping on Kim’s Louboutins, however, I cannot resist Blazin’ featuring tool, Kanye West, and sampling that Breakfast Club song. “hey hey hey hey ooo ooo ooo,” you know the one.
So I was doing the YouTube search seeing what kind of remixes or live version were floatin’ around and I came across three young crackers covering Ms. Minaj. The first chick won’t sing the curse words and the next two are cute underage twinks. Enjoy! [PS...favorite line of song: "Soccer moms need to organize a pep rall/Your game over bitch/Gatorade, wet towel"]
Unabashed Real Estate Hooker: Terrilyn Tarlton
January 17th, 2011
If you find yourself in the market for a new place in Galveston, Texas, I’d go with Miss Terrilyn Tarlton based purely on her fancy alliterated name and multiple billboards featuring the above image. An extra piece of billboard had to be added just to accommodate the girth of her hair. Look at the cocksure expression on her Aryan face. When I transition to a woman I want to be her.
Unabashed Mary Xmas: What Mama Wants #1
November 30th, 2010
The fine folks at Luxury Diva™ have made turbans über-accessible and affordable ($17.99) on Amazon.com. I know what you’re thinking but, no, I don’t want to wear them (unless I’m reenacting scenes from Postcards From the Edge). 
I want the turban and the mannequin head. And I want a bunch of them in all different patterns (the turbans) and ethnicities (the heads) until my house looks like the evil queen’s in Return to Oz. 
Unabashedly I-o-whattttt?
August 13th, 2010Excuse the absence but I have just endured a relocation from Los Angeles to Iowa City, Iowa which is one of those places where even though it’s called Iowa City, you still have to specify that it’s in the state of Iowa and not like one of those mind-fuck Kansas City, Missouri type cities.
There’s so much I want to say about life here but just accept this image for now:
Bitch is giving up an open-toe, high-heel sandal + panty hose under cuffed short jeans combo complete with ankle bracelet.
Fuck Los Angeles.
