Category: ‘Hollywouldn't’
Unabashed Mammy Moment: Barb & Mo’
March 8th, 2010Unabashed Drag Name: Channing Tatum
February 4th, 2010b. murph: was it my fault?
December 20th, 2009
I was literally–no joke–singing the praises of Brittany Murphy not 12 hours ago…and I wake up to find out she died this morning. This is the first celebrity death of 2009 that makes me sad and B. makes me nervous that the entire casts of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and New Jersey are going to die because I was talking about them last night, too. God, you can have all of them EXCEPT Kandi.
Unabashed Promotion: Says Oprah
December 18th, 2009Unabashed Back Hair
December 14th, 2009Robin Williams, talking about your back hair doesn’t make me wanna donate to St. Jude.
Unabashed Cheese & Crackers: The Blind Side
November 20th, 2009I don’t care if it’s based on a true story, Sandra Bullock’s new film, The Blind Side, makes me want to go blind and deaf and just die.
Admittedly, I have only seen the 2-and-a-half minute trailer, but I think I get it.
Bullock plays Leigh Anne, a Memphis socialite who is, as one reviewer describes, “always on the lookout for an opportunity to be a good Christian.” To make a long, stupid story short, Leigh Anne takes a homeless black youth into her huge house and makes him part of the family. Ebony & ivory forever!
The Blind Side is the perfect self-congratulatory cheese to pair with CRACKERS this holiday season.
Unabashed Jury Misconduct
October 22nd, 2009
Once a year, Ed Asner has to do it.
So does Weird Al Yankovic.
Camryn Manheim has to do it, too.
No, I’m not talking about a prostate exam. I’m talking about jury duty.
It was my privilege to wait in the LA County Superior Court Jury Assembly room all day, only to be escorted to security for taking these photos.


Unabashedly (Oh) Fatherless: Gay YouTubers Sing Same Madonna Ballad
September 27th, 2009Daddy issues forever.
Sad Madonna is my favorite Madonna. As I scoured YouTube for Madonna ballads, I noticed six cover versions of her 1989 tres dramatique why-daddy-why track, Oh Father…all performed by gay men. Score 1 for Nurture!
My favorite contribution comes from a rotund young man who calls himself “BittersweetSuperstar.” He mixes a depressing montage of family photos, child abuse statistics, makes himself up to look like he’s been hit in the face--AND includes a small child (also with fake bruises on his face) acting out the lyrics.
Bittersweet wants you to know that “no people were hurt or abused for the making of this video.” The video is tagged with keywords: vogue, child abuse, Oh Father, and neglect.
2. PaulyWoodGaGa admits that he “got a little emotional” while singing his version. (more…)













