Stockard Channing Tatum O’Neal.
Unabashed Drag Name: Channing Tatum
February 4th, 2010Unabashed Believer: Says Roseanne Conner
January 26th, 2010“There just is a God — there is! I swear to God there’s a God. And if there ain’t, I’ve been screwed.”
Unabashed Roseanntasy: A Roseanne Reunion
January 20th, 2010
Roseanne’s original website, RoseanneWorld, has become home to her daily (un-a)musings on Kabbalah:
This site is where I transmute the modern world and its matrix using kabballistic codes.
Finally she’s caught on that her bizarre ramblings are putting off some of her fans (mainly me) and is launching a new website “for those who are not into the way I live and work my beliefs. We can talk about the nonmystical world there.”
Well praise Jesus cause if I have to sift through her voodoo cult language any more I’m gonna hang myself by a Kabbalah string.
Below is a holiday entry, a fantasy, or Roseanntasy, about what a Roseanne reunion might look like to Ro, herself:
12/20/09
reunion show
dj gets published
mark dies in iraq
david leaves darlene for a woman half his age
darlene meets a woman and they have a test tube baby
becky works at walmart
roseanne and jackie open the first medical marijuana dispensary in lanford illinois, and pay off the mortgage before the house is foreclosed on.
arnie becomes the best friend of the governor of Illinois
mom sells a painting for ten grand
nancy and arnie remarry
jerry and the grandsons form a band like the jonas brothers
dan shows up alive after faking his death.
leon has a sex change op.
bonnie gets busted for selling crack.
Unabashed Sign o’ the Times: “Hipster Yard Sale”
January 9th, 2010
Unabashed Queer of the Week: Amanda Simpson (& Obama)
January 4th, 2010From a distance she looks like Tori Amos, but upon closer inspection, she better resembles Kathie Lee Gifford. 
She is neither Ms. Amos or Ms. Lee-Giff, she is Ms. Amanda Simpson: Prez Obama’s appointee to Senior Commerce Post Adviser. Who cares about Commerce Post Advisers? Not me! But I do care about trannies and Amanda Simpson is 100% transgender woman. Fuck yeah, Amanda, and fuck yeah, Obama. This is better than marriage equality; this is visibility and a great hair color.
Unabashed PR Move: The NOH8 Campaign..zzz…
January 3rd, 2010Glamour shots for marriage equality!
(She by) Sheree
My Sheree Amor! Your support means everything.
Isaiah Washington=Faggot Lover
Would a homophobe do THIS? Thanks for the love, Isaiah. We neeeeeed you!!
The Grifter
Oh Kathy. Use us more! Love, Gays
Unabashedly L.GAY: Coming to an LA Gay/Les Center Near You
December 30th, 2009The LA Gay & Lesbian Center aka the House of Hues aka the El Gay aka the the (Yes I) WILLtern aka the Club (I never say) NOkia–is THE performance venue for all of our most treasured queer legends. And I DO use that term loosely.
I was tardy in reporting one of the funniest queens this side of Anaheim, a one Miss Leslie Jordan, who was performing her one woman show, Full of Gin and Regret. Look her ass up on the google-net, facebook her, suck her dick and receive $75 or a new pair of sneakers.
Have no fear cause the queen of quirk, our very own Major Tom Space Oddity, Miss Beth Lapides (Lah-pee-dis) is beaming into the Renberg Theatre on Saturday, January 9, for one-night of her solo show, 100 % Happy 88% of the Time.
Bethy started out on those mean, penis-centric Hollywood comedy club stages back in the day and DID THINGS HER WAY… 
Her UN-CABARET comedy workshops provided me a soothing environment, not unlike Desitin on a fat lady’s thighs, in which to get my start speaking my gay mind to the peoplez. And look where I am now! I got a blog, some videos on YouTube, and just filled out $755 worth of grad school applications. Don’t hate the player, hate the game, y’all.
Speaking of PLAYAS…don’t nobody fuck with the real queen bee…whew 
lawdy my fingers are on fire just typing her name, MISS JENIFER LEWIS, as I live and breathe. She started out on Broadway as one of Bette Midler’s Harlettes and has since become known as the black mother of Hollywood. She sings, she acts, she dances…she holds nothing back; just the way we like it. So definitely see her show, HOT FLASH, this February.
Unabashedly Roseanne: My New Mug
December 29th, 2009
UPDATE 12/29:
An Unabashed Queer Moment
December 27th, 2009I got pulled over by a cop today and dude asked me why I seemed irritated. I asked him if it was against the law to be irritated. It isn’t.
Unabashedly Funny Lady: Cheri Oteri
December 22nd, 2009Cheri Oteri, where have you been, funny lady? If it hadn’t been for the local video store’s closing blowout DVD sale, I might have forgotten your comic genius.
